I thought that my fellow Poshies could appreciate this. After seeing this funny post from Jaykul (Joel Bennet), I just made a quick ‘n dirty piece of code, just for fun, to make your computer tell the poem.
Enjoy! (PS: the original is a lot better to listen to: The Nerdish Poem)
Add-Type -AssemblyName System.speech $tts = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer $poem = @(' waka waka bang splat, tick tick hash, caret quote back tick, dollar dollar dash, bang splat equal at, dollar under score, percent splat, waka waka tilda number four, ampersand bracket-bracket dot dot slash, vertical bar curly-bracket; comma, comma, crash! ') $tts.Speak($poem)